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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

bryko:


Reblog if you remember when Tumblr looked like this

bryko:

Reblog if you remember when Tumblr looked like this