// a> ayy lmao

shisnojon:

"aiye knoew yor watchin this right noew and yor finkin… sam pepper we hate you i know and im sorie hmmhmmhmhmmmhmmh asdgfukinexpliationkjmmm 

iszzareeellylyyhaadtiimefffmmm”

kumagawa:

this is the strongest vine I ever seen

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

unreleasedwords:

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

WHAT THE FUCKKK

suppermariobroth:

Luigi uses his supernatural ability to see beyond human perception to sense an invisible pipe cover and remove it, making it visible.

suppermariobroth:

Luigi uses his supernatural ability to see beyond human perception to sense an invisible pipe cover and remove it, making it visible.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.