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thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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tibets:

here’s a video of me

worryings:

once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week 

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

silentshivers:

My kind of town.

silentshivers:

My kind of town.